Strictly Me

My life; what it is, and what I want it to be.
I play Quidditch. I love people. I'm pansexual. I love corgis. I love to laugh. Talk to me, yeah?

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satyrette:

please populate all video games with characters that make nerd ass gamer dudes angry and uncomfortable

(Source: baphomeat)

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gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the man and who gets to be the other man?

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takshammy:

seaking:

instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

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poopflow:

terryj0nes:

ughghghghgh im so over professors making me read articles about how awful the internet is go away

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fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:

dajo42:

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

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sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Alright well, I found an online PDF version of "If I Stay". I am probably going to be sobbing, but this is for the best.

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datfamilybusiness:

castielsbottledgrace:

jibblyuniverse:

Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

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yeevil:

chibi-masshuu:

yeevil:

Look I redid that pose. Also my shirts off. Don’t get used to it. Uggghhbbb I haven’t even hit post and I’m already regretting this.

Are you regretting all 800 notes?

its more of a palpable, ever-present confusion than regret

yeevil:

chibi-masshuu:

yeevil:

Look I redid that pose. Also my shirts off. Don’t get used to it. Uggghhbbb I haven’t even hit post and I’m already regretting this.

Are you regretting all 800 notes?

its more of a palpable, ever-present confusion than regret

Reblogged from yeevil

(Source: chloeguinan)

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browningtons:

*about to have sex*

wait

*turns anime figures away*

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its-a-beautiful-bliss:

hipppiebaby:

poopflow:

whorville:

Do people under 5’4 even really exist?

they do, we just cant see them

fuck you guys

Woah, who said that?!

Reblogged from haithinkimfunny

(Source: eazypunk)

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