Strictly Me

My life; what it is, and what I want it to be.
I play Quidditch. I love people. I'm pansexual. I love corgis. I love to laugh. Talk to me, yeah?

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whiteteethteens:

but i wanna know

when will anyone’s fave do it?

when katy gon put out a jazz album?

when nicki gon collab with one of the most incredible singers on the planet?

when britney gonna cover classics like these?

when iggy/lana/rihanna/azealia/xtina/miley/ariana/selena/j-lo/etc. gonna have the vocal range, unbridled talent, and ability to do this kind of thing?

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If I masturbate without lube, is that considered a dry orgasm?
Anonymous

herrfaust:

how many blogs did you send this to

just-zac-efron:

the only thing you need to see today

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blueyesxavier:

i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x] 

blueyesxavier:

i like to imagine that this is what happened at the end of dofp [x

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do you ever see a thumbnail of a dick pick

steviepsyclone:

and youre like “omg is that my d- oh thank god”

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linesofreturninggeese:

rsiken:

a black widow prequel would literally be the most interesting movie like

red room??????

a young girl distinguishing herself in the deadliest way possible?????

intertwining cold war history?????

watching an entire regime topple and natalia romanova walking away?????

YES PLEASE
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blondekalalifts:

Friend texts me saying she had to tell me stuff then stops right after all the freaking time. 
No panda bears were harmed in this text convo.

blondekalalifts:

Friend texts me saying she had to tell me stuff then stops right after all the freaking time.
No panda bears were harmed in this text convo.

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*sends nudes on snapchat for 10 seconds cause I’m a good person*

thebanegrimm:

Sometimes Ima meanie and give 2 secs…but I always save it…

(Source: swolizard)

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plasticgold:

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

omfg

plasticgold:

snorlaxatives:

MY CITY GOT A NEW STREETCAR SYSTEM AND IM SCREAMING AT THIS HEADLINE

omfg

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my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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niknak79:

Corgi Battle

niknak79:

Corgi Battle

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